Monday, July 7, 2008

I interrupt to announce a public Health Warning.

A week after the European Championships, the Singaporean public, who have contacted the Uefarite Euritis disease as mentioned in earlier posts, are currently down with the follow-up disease called the Euro Withdrawal Symptoms (EWS). Some common symptoms include incoherent blabbling that sound something along the lines of 'I want to watch football' and 'I miss the Euros', and a constant sense of anticipation when there is in fact nothing to look forward to. Since the EWS is a follow-up disease, only those who were down with Uefarite Euritis previously are at risk of contacting it. Like the Uefarite Euritis, the only cure for EWS is time. If you suspect your friend/relative is down with EWS, just be patient with him and don't chide him for always irritating you with his blabbling, because it is something he doesn't want to do but has to because of his condition.

Thank you for your attention. Only with your help, we can help the EWS sufferers return to a normal life.

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